dogs are so pure
this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole
i love this dog
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i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me
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Michaela: Do you know if it’s a boy or girl? But I get to help pick the name, right?
Connor: Well, obviously the child’s “guncles” will be in charge of picking the name.
i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there
this show Knew.
carol leifer wrote for Seinfeld and she’s an outspoken Jewish lesbian and she’s hilarious
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if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure
Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.
She broke that shit down so beautifully
women are masterminds and i love it
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It’s about who you miss at two in the afternoon when you’re busy, not two in the morning when you’re lonely.